Welcome to the July Newsletter! Plenty of stuff happening at Kings Court this month, but since it’s a raining day, I thought I’d start with some humour to brighten your commute a bit (no rude stuff – it’s suitable to look at in public!)
Things you’ll only understand if you have a penis https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/things-youll-only-understand-if-you-have-a-penis?bftw&utm_term=.wiQzA6apB#.ekMbkGPz9
The Australian Electoral System Explained https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z53YSMofgvs
The complete list of Kings Court Ladies Names in purple are ladies who will sometimes be available in Kings Confidential
Abigail – perky slim Aussie strawberry blonde very popular lots of regulars Alex – Thai brunette, busty and curvy on a slim frame on holiday until July Anna – tall stunning busty Eurasian very popular April – busty young Aussie blonde Becca – slim and very pretty young Aussie brunette Brianna – young slim very busty Irish redhead NEW Bridie – tall slim Aussie brunette Chantal – young Aussie blonde Cleo – tall slim & pretty Aussie blonde girl-next-door Dawn – gorgeous young slim Aussie redhead very popular Diana – slim happy and friendly Japanese Eve – sassy Aussie brunette big personality lots of fun in the spa has lots of regulars Gabrielle – petite body with amazing bust and very cheeky on holiday until late July Hayley – super slim blonde Asian Heidi – petite slim & perky, pretty Aussie blonde Holly – tall and slim, young Aussie blonde Imogen – slim and busty blonde English rose very popular Jade – hot young Aussie blonde very popular Jasmine – petite and busty Aussie brunette girl-next-door Josie – slim glamorous Japanese Katt – slim hot Aussie brunette (late 20s) has lots of regulars Keiko – young and pretty Japanese Kristy – super slim Aussie short brunette hair RESTART Kylie – hot Austrian blonde on holiday until August Lauren – young petite Eurasian Lena – super slim exotically beautiful Malaysian Lilly – young, bubbly curvaceous and busty Aussie with curly blonde hair Lizzie – pretty perky young Aussie on holiday until late July Lola – petite busty young South American RESTART Lucy – slim and very pretty friendly Bohemian Aussie brunette very popular Lulu – super slim young Aussie brunette Mandy – curvy and busty blonde Aussie girl-next-door on holiday until August Mariko – tiny and stunning busty Japanese very popular Mia – busty Japanese/Korean (talks like an Aussie) very popular lots of regulars Nadia – curvy busty sexy East European with great conversation skills very popular Naomi – super-slim Philipino with an angelic voice Natalie – petite and athletic New Zealander who loves pole dancing Nina – slim and glamorous caramel skinned Puerto Rican very popular Olivia – slim and very pretty Eurasian girl-next-door on holiday until late July Penny – perky young Aussie blonde on holiday until February 2017 Poppy – young slim and pretty Aussie brunette has lots of regulars Priya – curvy & busty Indian Rhiannon – slim & pretty brunette Aussie girl-next-door on holiday until July Rosie – curvy and busty Irish brunette Roxy – HOT Aussie blonde Ruby – busty brunette country girl (late 20s) has lots of regulars Samantha – tall and sexy tattooed Aussie blonde very popular Sasha – VERY busty curvy hot Jamaican-New Yorker dark chocolate skin very popular Simone – young slim brunette with 50s pin-up style glamour very popular Sofia – slim and busty South American brunette Taylor – blonde Aussie girl-next-door with blue eyes Tessa – slim young Aussie brunette NEW Valerie – tall curvy and busty Eurasian very popular on holiday until August Victoria – tall super slim fair-skinned Eastern European brunette very popular Zara – perky Aussie brunette
THE USUAL DISCOUNTS APPLY IN JULY This time of year can be a challenge (particularly with the current level of political uncertainty) so take advantage of one of these offers…
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE MEMBERS Claim your free spa from Midday-5PM Monday to Friday! Just ask the manager for the Afternoon Delight Special!!
STATE OF ORIGIN CONTINUES… The third State of Origin test is next week, on Wednesday 13th July. Once again you’re invited to sneak in and watch the game with us if you like. Even though it isn’t really a decider, it’s still a good excuse to be out late, so we’ll be open until 2AM again for those of you who want to kick on after the game. And if it’s not your thing, you’ll have your pick of the girls between 8PM-10PM because it’s always quiet during the game!
NEXT KC PARTY IS…
Black & White Theme Check out the girls on Wednesday 27th July! As usual there will be food available so you can come straight from work, and free entry until 10PM on the night. Members will get an email on the day with the roster.
Wednesday Raffle Results
Every time you book a massage we give you a ticket to win a DOUBLE PRIVATE ROOM ($510 value!) The prize is drawn every Wednesday at noon and the winning ticket number is posted on our website, Twitter and Facebook. If you win, keep your ticket and claim your prize on your next visit.
UNCLAIMED TICKETS January 06.01.16 Blue D 397 20.01.16 Green B 39727.01.16 Purple E 208 February 03.02.16 Red B 326 10.02.16 Blue E 26124.02.16 Orange C 281 March 02.03.16 Black B 24009.03.16 Blue D 278 16.03.16 Green B 21023.03.16 Purple A 335 April 06.04.16 Orange B 2100 20.04.16 Green F 234 27.04.16 Black D 312 May 04.05.16 Green C 301 11.05.16 Purple B 35518.05.16 Black E 32525.05.16 Orange E 315 June 08.06.16 Green D 239 25.05.16 Orange F 299 29.06.16 Orange C 347 July 08.06.16 Green E 353 COME IN AND BOOK A MASSAGE BEFORE MIDDAY ON WEDNESDAY FOR YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE NEXT WINNER!!
The winning ticket is drawn from tickets given out from 12:01PM on Wednesday until the following Wednesday at noon. After the raffle is drawn each week, we start again with new tickets – so once you know the result, you should throw away any tickets from that week if they are not the winner.
CONTACT US Email testimonials and feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org If you have a question about rosters, new ladies or availability (or anything else!) it’s best to call reception on 02 9660 0666 or use our SMS Infoline if you can’t talk.